I'm not a babe, so you are welcome to develop a crush of as yet undetermined fruit-bearing capability upon my soon to be rum smashed self (I'm not particularly easy on the eyes, so a high RUM:suz ratio may be necessary to facilitate this process). Yarrrg!
Oooh, I like the way you think! I see a bright future ahead.
Also, I believe the red panda threw me off on the whole "babe" thing. Sorry! Damn me and my long-held, socially-constructed views on gender and pandas!
Excellent! I look forward to a long history of inebriation, future durnk buddy.
The cuteness of red pandas defies all pre-conceived notions instilled by society, gender, or genetics. Your hedge-hoggy thing isn't too shabby, either!
More rum for me. :D. Know where I can find an appropriately pirate-y hat? Yarrg!
ReplyDeleteConcerns:
ReplyDelete#1 Does this mean there will be fewer boys upon whom I can develop a fruitless crush?
#2 Does this suggest a possible change of plans, because I've already written this down in ink and ink is forever, Nels!
#3 Also (and this is an anti-concern), like the previous babe said, I like what this means for the ratio of Rum:Suz.
I'll still be there -- can't miss an opportunity to drink :-).
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, the party is still on.
ReplyDeleteI had just gotten a couple of people already telling me that they would be out of town, and I started putting two and two together...
I'm not a babe, so you are welcome to develop a crush of as yet undetermined fruit-bearing capability upon my soon to be rum smashed self (I'm not particularly easy on the eyes, so a high RUM:suz ratio may be necessary to facilitate this process). Yarrrg!
ReplyDeleteOooh, I like the way you think! I see a bright future ahead.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I believe the red panda threw me off on the whole "babe" thing. Sorry! Damn me and my long-held, socially-constructed views on gender and pandas!
Excellent! I look forward to a long history of inebriation, future durnk buddy.
ReplyDeleteThe cuteness of red pandas defies all pre-conceived notions instilled by society, gender, or genetics. Your hedge-hoggy thing isn't too shabby, either!