Today I was thinking about how my high school had an Alma Matter, and how this is probably not a common thing. This idea had never struck me before, so here it goes (I'm singing in my mind):
In the south-land's fairest city,
Reared against the southern sky,
Proudly stands our Alma Matter,
As the years go passing by.
Onward ever we are watchful,
Truth and honor will prevail.
...this is the line I forget...
Newman school we proudly hail.
And then if you were really cool, you'd replace 'hail; with 'fail.' Niiiiiice!