Tuesday, May 8, 2007

How to Not Die of Disease in India

  • 1 Adult Polio Booster (India is one of four countries in the world where Polio has not yet been eradicated.)
  • 4 Oral Typhoid Tablets
  • 4 months' supply Doxycycline (For the prevention of Malaria. Must be taken daily throughout and four weeks after returning home.)
  • Assorted lesser medicines and proventitive tools.

My body will be a super disease-fighing machine.
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  1. pepperedjaneMay 8, 2007 at 4:54 PM

    You can also drinks lots of gin and tonics (with quinine) to help fight off malaria.

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  2. nolacoasterMay 8, 2007 at 4:55 PM

    Great idea!
    And just in case it helps, I'll get started before I leave. ;-)

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  3. AnonymousMay 8, 2007 at 6:19 PM

    Whoa, 4 months of Doxycycline plus Indian cuisine? I hate to say it, but welcome to shit city my friend.

    Rand

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  4. nolacoasterMay 8, 2007 at 11:42 PM

    Thanks, I can't wait.
    Fortunately, I got the extra strength anti-lax, if you know what I mean.

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