To be spit over a sample of The White Stripe's, "My Doorbell."
I was born in December of '84,
Wait, no I wasn't that was just my hot cousin but,
It still works 'cause I act kinda childish,
I drink Capri Sun, Tang, and Coffee makes me wildish.
I think back, like when I used to eat ice cream,
Had a whole mess of toys, Jordan on the Dream Team,
Nowadays, with this PhD lifestyle,
Walk the streets of Pittsburgh, get 'caught in a drive-by.
Ha! Now you know I'm just playin'
While I rock the experiment,
You rock the chorus,
And this song won't resonate or make you smile,
It's fifth-grade drama and the wordplay is juvinille.