Fantastic Fantasy

So for the first time in my life I am playing in a fantasy football league. It's a pro league, and it seems to be a relatively easy-going one, but I know how this things can turn into smack talking festivals. My roommates got me into it because they and their friends have been playing in for a few years. Last night we had a draft, which was mercifully short. I remember my friends spending hours and hours on theirs in high school... Anyway, here's my roster, so you can tell me how I made all garbage picks. I am already a little worried about what seems to me to be the biggest downside of fantasy football; having to cheer for players you hate. Why am I worried? Well I already have one former LSU player, one former UCLA player, and one current Falcon. Will see if I become jaded... Here are the picks, in order of position:

1. Donovan McNabb
2. Brett Favre
3. Jake Plummer
4. Lee Evans
5. Joey Galloway
6. Kevin Curtis
7. Derrick Mason
8. Joseph Addai
9. Maurice Jones-Drew
10. Duece McAllister
11. Alge Crumpler
12. Owen Daniels
13. Chicago's Defense
14. Oakland's Defense
15. Some kickers...